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Naga
07 November 2005 @ 09:18 am
OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO~ A hot spring, a bonafied hot spring!

To think that I, Naga the White Serpent, have found a hot spring in the middle of this foul camp! Genius that I am, I was about to heat the lake up with a Flare Arrow, but clearly this is no longer required!

....ahhh, the smell, the warmth, the familiar touch on the skin... not bad for this dreadful place. Those wild gorillas may be easy to subdue (but of course, anything is easy for the genius sorceress Naga OOOHOHOHOHOHO), but even the most powerful and beautiful sorceress must relax once in a while.

Besides which, I don't suppose any of you has seen Lina? Redhead, breastless, brainless, and my ultimate rival - Lina Inverse?

The fact that she snuck off to this camp while I was asleep indicates that there's something here that sneaky girl is unwilling to share, and what else could that be but an endless amount of treasure? You're too easy to read Lina Inverse!

So I tried asking someone for her whereabouts, but all he did was growl and make vague gestures. The next few campers I came across actually ran away. Hmph! I don't know what their problem is, but such insolence can only be rewarded by a hearty summoning of vicious cucumbers! Strangely, the lake produced zucchinis instead, but as powerful as I may be, who am I to argue with nature. As expected, those rude things were stunned speechless by my prowess! O~HOHOHOHOHOHO!

Mm, now that my body has been cleansed with pure nutrients, it's time to resume the search before Lina makes off with all the treasure.

....wait, it appears someone has made off with my clothes. No matter! Naga the White Serpent will not be fazed by such trivial details!

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Nooooo but I have nothing else to weaaar~~~!! Whoever took my clothes, return it this instant or face the White Serpent's wrath!
 
 
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